[twelve] ways to ponce

This is a 404 page. When I get to something wrong, I just want to find the thing I’m looking for. That’s all.

No fancy shit. It’s frustrating enough that the link doesn’t work.

nevver:

Henry Miller’s Eleven Commandments

Grace always reblogs with near perfect timing.

wk12:

Yesterday was Jinnina’s birthday. We decided that she deserved to be queen for a day, and moved her desk into Chairman Riswold’s office. Jinnina helps us with everything, all day, every day. We decided that she take charge of 12, and leave the paperwork to Riswold. Jinnina did a great job making our lives a little more difficult, and “Jimnina” tried his best to answer our stupid questions.

wk12:

Yesterday was Jinnina’s birthday. We decided that she deserved to be queen for a day, and moved her desk into Chairman Riswold’s office. Jinnina helps us with everything, all day, every day. We decided that she take charge of 12, and leave the paperwork to Riswold. Jinnina did a great job making our lives a little more difficult, and “Jimnina” tried his best to answer our stupid questions.

"Twitter on the night of a large-scale national event — debates, the State Of The Union, election night — is the Cheers bar most of us don’t actually get to have in real life. It’s a place (or, more accurately, a “place”) where you can gather with like-minded strangers, sit back and kibitz. If the need to get in quick and keep it short leads to more snark and less value, well, that’d be true down at the pub too."

— Twitter on State Of The Union night: America groans - Forbes (via lauterthanbombs)

"For my money, there is absolutely no worse a sin a man can commit against those who must behold them — and humanity in general — than wearing a droopy, oversize, short-sleeve button-down shirt."

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5 Things Men Are Not Allowed To Wear « Thought Catalog

ALL OF THIS. THIS. THIS.

Especially #1 and #4.