[twelve] ways to ponce

"AGGH, BRAIN IS MALFUNCTIONING FROM THE REALNESS OF LIFE. MUST TWEET A FUNNY JOKE TO KEEP IT AT BAY!"

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Trying To Figure Out What’s Important « Thought Catalog

Seen everyday.

"That is, perhaps, the biggest problem with Julia: She’s far too easy to mock. The choices the campaign has made for Julia’s life are meant to be universal, but amount to a milquetoast quasi-urban East Coast fantasy existence. … Where’s the sense of adventure, Julia? Can’t you get a hip injury while riding your motorcycle through the Badlands?"

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Women don’t need Obama’s ‘Julia’ avatar | Boston Globe

What Joanna Weiss sidesteps is the rather sad (and blunt) reality that politicians like an avatar they can project onto on any part of the political spectrum.

faboomama:

masteradept:

shehateme:

kidkoni:

jonesydaking:

blacktemple:

buttamack:

Game. blouses

omgg

Probably the greatest thing i ever seen!!!! Prince like never smiles but hes having a good ole time with Dave.

This is one of the best things I’ve EVER seen. EVER.

seriously wonder what has him laughing so hard.

❤❤❤❤

I can die now. Like, for serious.

Also, this is the end of the internet. The whole experiment was just for this one photo to happen. Someone unplug the cable modem.

(Source: alexa-de-venus)

Camera: Nikon D200
Aperture: f/5.6
Exposure: 1/250th
Focal Length: 200mm

"Loving someone has great benefits. There is admiration, learning, attraction and something which, for the want of a better word, we call happiness. In loving someone, we become inspired to better ourselves in every way. We learn the [sic] truth worthlessness of material things. We celebrate being human."

— Don’t work. Be hated. Love someone. - Half & Half

Whoa.

realsoon:

Wow. This is like Dilla meets the Harry Potter world. I didn’t know, but am happy, that this was caught in motion.

thatonerecordstoreguy:

Wow. I’ll admit, I jumped at first when I saw this.

(Source: sebnewall)